September
27th
2011
I must begin by saying that when I awoke one morning last week I had nothing but the best of intentions for a wonderful day with my sweet family. I love these people and cherish my time with them. I can tell they feel the same way about me. It’s a pretty sweet life for this pup!
The day began on a high note when I saw dad walk in the door with donuts! I am a fan of pastries even though I often only experience them through my sense of smell. For some reason mom and dad don’t think I should eat many baked goods. I’m not sure why. How crazy is that, am I right? Occasionally someone will share a little nibble, but not often. So when I saw that beautiful box of donuts come in the house my hopes for the day began to soar.
However, as expected, no one seemed to notice how angelically I sat by their sides as they enjoyed those delicious sugar glazed bites of heaven! It was all I could do not to leap in the air and steal one from their grasp. But I am a good dog (no matter what you’ve heard) and I know my place. So I sweetly waited and watched as they enjoyed their breakfast. Besides, I had a plan!
You see, I knew my sister was about to leave the house. She was headed out to the Austin City Limits Music Festival. I am told it’s a big whoop-tee-doo downtown. Apparently folks from all over the world come to Austin every year for this shindig. It’s probably fabulous, but since dogs are not invited, I really don’t care. Anyway……she was going to be out of the picture for the rest of the day.
I also had it under good authority that dad was leaving town on business which meant he would not be a problem. Two down, one to go. When I overheard mom saying that she had errands to run all afternoon I knew the opportunity I had hoped for was becoming a reality. All I had to do was to be patient and await my opportunity.
I pretended to be napping, while keeping one eye on the donuts at all times. Dad closed the box and cleverly (or so he thought!) place it at the back of the stove. I have no idea why he thought this would make for a great spot to hide them. About six weeks ago they left blueberry muffins in that exact same place. While they were out of the room I managed to gulp down five muffins and four muffin liners! Don’t these guys pay attention? Why in the world would they put donuts in the exact same location? I am beginning to wonder about the intelligence of these people!
I ask you! How could I possibly resist these babies?

As I very quietly pretended to be asleep, I waited for the last family member to walk out the door. Once I heard the car pull away from the house I made a beeline for the kitchen. I stood up on my back legs and saw that glorious box of deliciousness sitting there, just waiting to be devoured. Unfortunately, the box was tucked back a bit further than I was hoping. I made several attempts to reach it. At one point my paw landed on one of those knobs at the front of the stove. The knob turned to one side, but I didn’t let that bother me. I had tunnel vision and all I could see was a lemon filled donut with my name on it. I’m not kidding. I’m pretty sure it said “Paisley” right on the side.
After a few more swipes of my paw I finally resigned myself to the fact that the tremendous joy brought on by a sugar rush would once again escape my grasp. There was nothing left to do but go back to my blanket and take a nap. However, I began to notice a funny smell. I had never smelled anything like it before. It certainly didn’t smell like anything I would want to eat, so I did not investigate further. For the rest of the afternoon I just hung out by myself. But I couldn’t help noticing that the smell became stronger as the day wore on. Oh well, not my problem.
After several hours I heard the garage door open. That could mean only one thing. Mom was back from running errands! I ran to greet her at the kitchen door, as is my custom. She LOVES for my face to be the first thing she sees when she comes home. But as she walked in I noticed an odd expression on her face. I had never seen her look that way before. She seemed a little frightened. Then I realized that she could smell that same funny odor that I had been enduring all afternoon. It really was quite unpleasant!
She immediately ran over to the stove and turned that very same knob that I had bumped earlier. I wasn’t quite sure why she did that. Then she rushed through the house and opened some windows and the back door. She tried to get me to follow her out into the yard but I wouldn’t do it. I was having a difficult time understanding what all the commotion was about. So she grabbed my leash (Yay! We’re going for a walk!) and we began walking down the street.
I assumed we were walking to our mailbox. But we passed right by it and walked up to a building I had never noticed before. It had two great big doors at the front and inside one of the doors was the biggest red truck I have ever seen in my life! It had a ladder on its’ side. I am not sure what the truck is used for, but it seemed pretty important.
There was a nice man out front and my mom went over to talk to him. She told him that when she came home there was a strong smell of gas in our house. That must be what I had smelled all afternoon! She told him that either my sister or dad must have accidentally left the stove on. That sounded like a reasonable theory to me, so I stood quietly by while she shared her thoughts about how it must have happened. She then asked the man how long we should stay outside of our house. Well the next thing I knew that man and some of his friends got in that big red truck and took off! Then mom and I began walking back towards our house. But this time I noticed mom was walking a bit faster. As we headed down the sidewalk the big red truck filled with men drove right past us and turned onto our street.
Mom and I walked up our driveway and the men were all in our front yard. One of the men told my mom that the smell was very strong and that they couldn’t go inside until the Hazardous Materials Unit arrived with a special gauge to measure the gas. Well now, that sounded serious to me, even though I had no idea what he was talking about. Then the man asked my mom if she was certain that she turned the stove completely off. And that is when I had an Ah-Hah moment! Could it be that I had caused this to happen when I bumped the knob on the stove? And that because of me all of these men were at my house? Wow! Who knew I could cause so much excitement?
Then the man said something that really worried me. He said, “Ma’m, you did the right thing by getting out of the house. The smell is very strong. We smelled it outside your home when we arrived.”
Uh-oh! Suddenly the excitement of the unexpected walk through the neighborhood and the arrival of all the kind men on the big red truck seemed to fade. It appeared there could be a chance that I might be in serious trouble here. But wait a minute! Didn’t mom tell the man at the fire station that she thought dad or my sister left the stove on? Hmmm……maybe there was a way out of this. After all, no one actually SAW me bump the knob. That is when I decided to just lay low and let the grown-ups handle the situation. No reason for me to get involved.
Soon another truck pulled up and two more men got out. They went into our house. After a few minutes they came back out and one of them said, “It’s non-explosive.” That seemed to make mom feel better, so I felt better too. Then all of the men went into the house and opened up every single window. They checked the house over really well and assured mom that we would be okay. Mom thanked them and they went back to their pretty fire station.
Mom and I went and sat on the deck while the nasty smell left our house. I heard her call dad and ask him if he or my sister had used the stove that morning. He said, “No, but remember that we left those donuts at the back of the stove. Maybe Paisley tried to get them after we left and managed to bump the knob.” At this point I casually looked away as if I were watching a squirrel scamper across my yard. I am quite gifted at looking completely clueless in these types of situations. It’s a gift and it has gotten me out of trouble more times than I can remember! I am not sure mom fell for it, but since no one was hurt and our house didn’t go Ka-boom, I think I have escaped being questioned on the matter.
So what began as a quiet little day spent longing for donuts turned into yet another adventure for me to add to my memoirs. And as always, I tried to learn something from the experience. First, donuts are wonderful and should never be withheld from anyone! Second, if you smell a strange odor in your house, open a window and get outside. Third, the Austin Fire Department is ready, willing and able to help out when there is ANY sign of danger. And the fourth thing really is not something that I learned. It is something I hope my family learned. That is, never underestimate the amount of trouble a sweet, lovable Labradoodle can cause. We can’t help it. It’s just what we do!
Until the next adventure………….Paisley
P.S. I thought you might enjoy this photo of me and one of our heroes. I would have looked directly towards the camera, but the guilt and shame of my actions was washing over me like a tsunami!
